Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got shit to do
Puppy’s got places to be
(Source: yara-bear)
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got shit to do
Puppy’s got places to be
(Source: yara-bear)
NUFF SAID #single #niceguyproblems #content
Teamwork
Good advice
Some say, that he lives in the trunk of your supercar.
by Marchettino
That is the kind of sign you’d want to read before you are already out jogging.
A well dressed man is more attractive to me than a shirtless man with a six pack.
A - to the - MEN
(Source: incoherentchatter)
honestly.
FOLLOW mee
(Source: nomnomnom-licious)
True.
i hear the sound in my head! lol i hate when i do this
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams to her brother “Don’t eat it, it’s an asshole.”